Drilling Manifesto
Redas Dirzys (Lithuania)
Turistu str. no. 2
LT-62445 Alytus
Lithuania
1. Cut the very first picture from a newspaper and enlarge it until the diameter of the smallest white dot reaches at least 0.5 mm. Glue this image to a solid board and drill each white dot with a bit that fits the size of the dot. Remember, every image has appeared in the press for you to drill it.
2. The fewer the number of bits you use, the clearer is your worldview.
3. The movements made while inserting a bit into its chamber remind you of loading a gun. Use increasingly bigger drills!
4. Enjoy the ergonomic grip of the drill; it perfectly fits the shape of your hand: people put lots of effort into harmonizing form and content.
5. Drilling decreases matter. Prepare the space for spiritual hegemony!
6. Do not stop drilling, even if you feel the liberation of your consciousness. Release your mind, and you will soon notice that your heart beats within the frequency of the instrument’s vibration. However, you will reach the highest degree of unification only when you identify with this frequency. During the mythological era, this was the way in which a centaur, sphinx and other creatures of the unified soul were formed.
7. Now the only thing you need to do is to explain to society your endless desire to drill.
[April 5, 2001, Alytus]